*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly
“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”
^ true friendship.
i might be annoying but at least i don’t ask people why they unfollowed me
my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister*
me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize
u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish
no some of us are ugly
Red Hot Chili Peppers - If There Was A Way To Fuck California I Would
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
u know when you’re texting an older person and u have to compromise your own integrity by using an emoji that goes straight against your moral code just so they’ll know you’re 😁 joking
if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame
die of consumption